Kertokaa huonoja vitsejä, joille ootte nauraneet kovasti!

[Tulisydän]

Koska (nerokkaat) huonot vitsit nyt vaan on parhaita... Sanaleikit (=puns) varsinkin!

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I'm at my school talent show and the dude says "Before I begin, I want to make sure this mic is working. If your name is Michael, please stand up." Then a couple of dudes stand up. He goes "That concludes the mike check."

[Asiallinenihminen]

Kaksi mummoa meni marjaan, mutta toinen ei mahtunut

[VihaanAamuja123]

Maksi kummoa meni marjaan, moinen ei tahtunut

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